Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps: Full TV Schedule and Live Stream
Sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings in Runcorn
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet and Donna compete for a job managing the pub. Louise buys a car with her mother's legacy.
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Sat 02 May · 23:05
UK
Sat 02 May · 23:05
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Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet and Donna compete for a job managing the pub. Louise buys a car with her mother's legacy.
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Your Time
Sat 02 May · 23:05
UK
Sat 02 May · 23:05
Repeats
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
With Jonny dead, Janet decides to get through the five stages of grief quickly. Gaz finds a way to help her.
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Sun 03 May · 01:30
UK
Sun 03 May · 01:30
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Originally broadcast live episode of the sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings. Jonny wins a competition to go shark-jumping in Hawaii.
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Your Time
Sun 03 May · 01:00
UK
Sun 03 May · 01:00
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
The Archer is about to be demolished in this special horror episode. The gang decide to break in for one last night together, but once inside, strange things start to happen.
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Your Time
Sun 03 May · 00:30
UK
Sun 03 May · 00:30
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet tries desperately to find a way of keeping the pub open. Louise is feeling unwell, and Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms.
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Your Time
Sun 03 May · 00:05
UK
Sun 03 May · 00:05
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet starts her job as manager of The Archer and gives the pub a World War Two theme to appeal to the grey pound.
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Your Time
Sat 02 May · 23:35
UK
Sat 02 May · 23:35
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet takes desperate action to stay safe for Corinthian. Gaz seeks a new friend who can replace Jonny.
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Your Time
Sat 09 May · 23:30
UK
Sat 09 May · 23:30
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Louise is distressed to learn she is carrying a girl, not a boy. After Donna fires Tim, she is forced to work with depressed Janet and mad Munch.
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Your Time
Sun 10 May · 00:00
UK
Sun 10 May · 00:00
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies, Donna gets work in a charity shop, and Louise stumbles across a massive secret about Corinthian.
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Your Time
Sun 10 May · 00:30
UK
Sun 10 May · 00:30
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
When the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money. Louise tries to help. Gaz struggles to babysit his son.
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Your Time
Sun 10 May · 01:00
UK
Sun 10 May · 01:00
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Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
While Donna is in London getting her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. Louise's contractions start.
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Your Time
Sun 10 May · 01:30
UK
Sun 10 May · 01:30
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Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
With Jonny dead, Janet decides to get through the five stages of grief quickly. Gaz finds a way to help her.
Time
Your Time
Sun 03 May · 01:30
UK
Sun 03 May · 01:30
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Originally broadcast live episode of the sitcom about the lives and loves of five twenty-somethings. Jonny wins a competition to go shark-jumping in Hawaii.
Time
Your Time
Sun 03 May · 01:00
UK
Sun 03 May · 01:00
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
The Archer is about to be demolished in this special horror episode. The gang decide to break in for one last night together, but once inside, strange things start to happen.
Time
Your Time
Sun 03 May · 00:30
UK
Sun 03 May · 00:30
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet tries desperately to find a way of keeping the pub open. Louise is feeling unwell, and Kelly thinks she recognises the symptoms.
Time
Your Time
Sun 03 May · 00:05
UK
Sun 03 May · 00:05
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet starts her job as manager of The Archer and gives the pub a World War Two theme to appeal to the grey pound.
Time
Your Time
Sat 02 May · 23:35
UK
Sat 02 May · 23:35
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Janet takes desperate action to stay safe for Corinthian. Gaz seeks a new friend who can replace Jonny.
Time
Your Time
Sat 09 May · 23:30
UK
Sat 09 May · 23:30
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Louise is distressed to learn she is carrying a girl, not a boy. After Donna fires Tim, she is forced to work with depressed Janet and mad Munch.
Time
Your Time
Sun 10 May · 00:00
UK
Sun 10 May · 00:00
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
Gaz works through his list of three things he must do before he dies, Donna gets work in a charity shop, and Louise stumbles across a massive secret about Corinthian.
Time
Your Time
Sun 10 May · 00:30
UK
Sun 10 May · 00:30
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
When the bailiffs come to repossess her house, Janet has just 24 hours to get some money. Louise tries to help. Gaz struggles to babysit his son.
Time
Your Time
Sun 10 May · 01:00
UK
Sun 10 May · 01:00
Channel
Repeat
Episode
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps
While Donna is in London getting her dream job, Janet and Gaz are left alone together. Louise's contractions start.
Time
Your Time
Sun 10 May · 01:30
UK
Sun 10 May · 01:30
Available for Streaming
Series 3
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1. Munch
1. Munch
Sitcom about five twentysomething friends. Jonny's job hunt is thwarted by a sex-starved cat. Gaz meets the brother he never knew he had, and Louise chokes on her lunch.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 9pm 23 Feb 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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2. Fish
2. Fish
Janet agrees to give up smoking before she and Jonny get married, but her craving for nicotine makes her turn violent.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 9pm 2 Mar 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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3. Kangaroo
3. Kangaroo
Jonny begs Janet's dad for his blessing for their wedding and gets a great deal more than he bargained for.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 9pm 9 Mar 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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4. Beastiality
4. Beastiality
Munch takes an unusual shine to Donna, and Louise has to cope with a dirty secret from David's past.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 16 Mar 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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5. Hospikal
5. Hospikal
Jonny discovers Janet's dad has a dirty secret, Gaz tries to avoid Munch and ends up in hospital, and Donna tricks Louise into making up with her.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 29 Mar 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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6. Dresses Dresses Dresses
6. Dresses Dresses Dresses
Janet, Donna and Louise go shopping for Janet's wedding dress - and get into all kinds of trouble. Jonny and Gaz discover a secret new kind of beer.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 9pm 30 Mar 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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7. Mokky Bocka
7. Mokky Bocka
Jonny gets a job and a sexy offer he can't refuse, Gaz and Donna are up all night for the wrong reasons, and David shows Louise a new way to cope with growing old.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 9pm 6 Apr 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 3
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8. Jammy Dodgers
8. Jammy Dodgers
Janet tries to get passionate with Jonny, Gaz sends Donna out for a night on the town so he can get passionate with himself, and Louise has trouble when her new boyfriend comes over all sexy.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 13 Apr 2003
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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1. On the Blob
1. On the Blob
Gaz runs naked through the streets of Runcorn, and Louise's psychic powers inspire Jonny to make an unusual career move.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 15 Apr 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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2. Bungle
2. Bungle
Louise copes with a desperate new boyfriend, Gaz and Donna abuse Janet's trifle, and Jonny finds an unusual way to spend his scratchcard winnings.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 22 Apr 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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3. Dirty Girls
3. Dirty Girls
Janet rediscovers a love letter from her gorgeous ex, Flo asks Donna to move out so she can set up a massage parlour, and Louise experiments with gay sex.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 10:30pm 29 Apr 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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4. Vomit
4. Vomit
Donna is worried that Jonny's 'illness' is just an excuse to avoid her, Janet runs into an old flame, and Louise buys a puppy.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 6 May 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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5. Crusty Curtains
5. Crusty Curtains
Jonny isn't speaking to Janet, and Gaz's advice makes things worse. While Louise tries to affect a reconciliation, Donna and Gaz lay down some ground rules.
Duration: 28 mins
First broadcast: 13 May 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 2
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6. Mo Mo and Pigsy
6. Mo Mo and Pigsy
In a far from ideal scenario, Donna is living with Jonny, and Janet is living with Gaz. And Louise believes astrology is the answer to everyone's problems.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 20 May 2002
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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1. Fags, Shags and Kebabs
1. Fags, Shags and Kebabs
Donna needs a man so her mum won't think she's unattractive to the opposite sex. Janet wants to help but discovers that matchmaking can seriously damage your boyfriend.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 26 Feb 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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2. Spunk
2. Spunk
Jonny tries to be horrible to Janet and fails. Donna is after as much sex with as little commitment as possible.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 9:30pm 5 Mar 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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3. Bone with the Wind
3. Bone with the Wind
When Gaz finds Donna's toothbrush in his flat, he realises he has to stop her 'merging'.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 9:30pm 12 Mar 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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4. Angry Wangry
4. Angry Wangry
Janet wants to improve her mind but realises that poetry and biscuits are not the answer. Gaz is desperate to feel attractive and thinks that the best way to accomplish this is to flash his chest.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 19 Mar 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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5. Lard
5. Lard
Jonny falls for Janet's friend Louise, until his obsession is cured in a revolting manner, Janet decides to become a stand-up comedian, and Gaz attempts to manipulate Donna.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 26 Mar 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Series 1
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6. Ugly Babies
6. Ugly Babies
Jonny wants some excitement in his life, and Janet doesn't disappoint him. Gaz and Donna have a communication problem.
Duration: 29 mins
First broadcast: 2 Apr 2001
Availability: Available for over a year
(until 03 Jun 2028)
Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps FAQs
When is Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps next on?
The next broadcast of Two Pints of Lager and a Packet of Crisps airs at Sat 09 May · 23:30(UK: Sat 09 May · 23:30) on BBC Three.
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